What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 03:10
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
True - how I loved my mum!
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
What! how could you do that?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
I tried the 6-6-6 walking challenge for a week and my step count skyrocketed - Fit&Well
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What do you mean son?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)
Do you know what she said mum?